Bits and Bobs

Here are a handful of things I've learned:

Watching an episode of Hoarders is an excellent way to motivate yourself to clean up you house and throw away most of the crap you don't need.

Cooking isn't hard if you have fresh ingredients, as long as you don't overcook them or make strange combinations.  (Chocolate sauce and fish rarely go together)

Everyone should have at least one uncle named Bob.  I'm lucky enough to have 2.

Gentleman, regardless of how good your body looks, Speedo's are illegal.

Don't put your name on s#it work.

I don't care how old you are, how much money you make, or how disgusted you pretend to be, when silence is broken with a fart, it's always funny.

Never spend a Christmas alone...it sucks.

If you think "roughing it" means "without room service" then camping is not for you and you shouldn't even try.

Games are fun, never stop playing them...except Monopoly...that game can go straight to hell.

Always listen to the advice of your mom.

Hindsight is usually better than 20/20...it's more like 60/20.

Clothes have an expiry date...if you haven't worn it in over a year, it's expired.

Never find out what goes into a hot dog; it'll only ruin it for you.

When you travel, always try some local cuisine.

Going to a movie alone is not as enjoyable as you might think.

Doing your own maintenance and minor repairs to your car can save you money and be rewarding at the same time.

Don't be the creepy guy.

Did I mention to always listen to the advice of your mom?